Goin’ Hollywood

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Gil Thorp, 6/24/20

A lot of Hollywood superstars with poor characters have bad track records in private, however their groups of press agents and supervisors work hard to make sure their public track record is at least neutral or “exciting bad young boy who does not play by the Mans guidelines.” When he and Mark fulfill up in LoFo, if this Jeremy Cartwright is unable to be consisted of by such expert image-scrubbing then I am extremely excited to see the sparks fly! Will we finally get to see Mark punch … himself, or a minimum of his Hollywood doppelgänger?
Funky Winkerbean, 6/24/20

Simply as its easy for a fish to forget that it lives in water, its simple for readers of Gil Thorp to forget that Gil Thorp takes location in a community/universe where interest in high school sports is unusually extreme. Like, an unsanctioned baseball game in between the regional high school and the regional alternative school? There really might have been a whole plot about Mike “The Mayor” using his extreme extroversion to promote interest in this video game among the citizenry, but there hasnt been and without it I feel like my capability to suspend disbelief has actually been stretched to its breaking point, no matter how much admire the brand-new sleek tee shirts.
Mary Worth, 6/24/20

Oh, haha, were you tired of “no actress suffices to play Less blessed dead other half Lisa”? Well, good news, since were going to start alternating with “Cindy gets incredibly envious when her partner, a star, kisses a girl in an acting role.” You know, a little something for the women (?).

Simply as its easy for a fish to forget that it lives in water, its easy for readers of Gil Thorp to forget that Gil Thorp takes location in a community/universe where interest in high school athletics is abnormally extreme. There in fact could have been a whole plot about Mike “The Mayor” using his extreme extroversion to promote interest in this game amongst the citizenry, however there hasnt been and without it I feel like my capability to suspend disbelief has actually been stretched to its breaking point, no matter how much admire the brand-new spiffy tee shirts.
We all of course remember the brazen Jannie, the college trainee who heartlessly took advantage of Ians kind nature by attempting to flirt her way out of a task and then reacting with disgusting obscenity when he declined to play along. If this Jeremy Cartwright is not able to be consisted of by such professional image-scrubbing then I am extremely delighted to see the sparks fly when he and Mark meet up in LoFo!

If you want a strip that shits on millennials, you of course have Dustin. However Mary Worth is proving itself on the cutting edge by taking on the scourge of zoomers, the next up-and-coming generation of terrible young individuals. We all naturally keep in mind the brazen Jannie, the college trainee who heartlessly made the most of Ians kind nature by attempting to flirt her escape of a project and then reacting with vile obscenity when he refused to play along. Now we have Madi, whos younger (and therefore even worse), and she not just cusses like a sailor herself however she left her clothing scattered all over Sauls home. Man, this whole generation is a lost cause! We didnt even understand how great we had it with the millennials, although we teased them for looking at their phones all the time. I wish Madi were looking at her phone, rather of rolling her eyes in that incredibly aggresive way!
Mark Trail, 6/24/20

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