Tweets From The Grave: Authors Speak From Beyond | Writer’s Relief

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Its the witching hour, and the darkness is all of a sudden broken by a pale, sickly glow as the noise of perpetual tap … tap … tapping echoes through the night. Oh wait– thats simply a writer taking a late-night break and tweeting! As Halloween draws near, the social media sorcerers at Writers Relief have wondered: What if long-dead authors could send us tweets from the tomb? Heres what we envision our preferred authors would connect from the beyond to tweet about today! (face-with-tears-of-joy emoji).

17 Tweets From The Grave From Our Favorite Authors– Gasp!

Maya Angelou: There is no greater agony than bearing an unknown story inside you. That, and having an alien break out of your chest. #BothNotGood.

Edgar Allan Poe: Watching my fav football group– Go #RAVENS!

Robert Frost: Thank heaven neither path took me to 2020. #Blessed.

Lorraine Hansberry: Never hesitate to sit some time and think (prior to tweeting!) #TuesdayThoughts.

Charles Dickens: I cant believe Ive been #ghosted! Thats three times!

With these very much left authors haunting your Halloween, you might be interested in something that does not leave you chilled to the bone: Have some fun in the sun and have a look at what these literary characters are tweeting while on trip!

Emily Dickinson: Because I could not pick up death, he needed to call an Uber. #RidesHere.

Agatha Christie: Miss Marple is going to have a much more difficult time capturing the murderer with everybody suddenly cleaning their hands all the time. #NoEvidence.

Shakespeare: Definitely ready to shuffle off this mortal coil in favor of a warm down jacket. #BardsOfAFeather.

James Baldwin: Love removes masks that we fear we can not live without and understand we can not live within. Please wear a mask when you go out! #StaySafe.

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J.D. Salinger: You arent just phonies. Youre cellphonies!!! #MondayMood.

George Orwell: Its even worse than I thought. They now carry Big Brother around in their pockets! #Not 1984.

Jacqueline Susann: Just got a #newbook concept: “Valley of the Tweets!”.

Paul Laurence Dunbar: Nay, let them just see us while we wear the mask in the supermarket. #MyPandemicSurvivalPlan.

Jane Austen: They made HOW many films of my books !? #Clueless.

Leo Tolstoy: 50K words in a month? No issue. # 20thYearOfNaMo.

Gabriel García Márquez: Love in the time of quarantine. #NoThanks!

Louisa May Alcott: I am not afraid of storms, for I am discovering how to sail my ghost ship. #HalloweenSpirit.

Concern: What would your preferred dead author state on Twitter?

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Its the witching hour, and the darkness is all of a sudden broken by a pale, sickly glow as the sound of constant tap … tap … tapping echoes through the night. Oh wait– thats just a writer tweeting and taking a late-night break! As Halloween draws near, the social media sorcerers at Writers Relief have questioned: What if long-dead writers could send us tweets from the tomb? Heres what we imagine our favorite authors would reach out from the beyond to tweet about today! James Baldwin: Love takes off masks that we fear we can not live without and understand we can not live within.

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